1. Don’t embarrass me Dad!: http://bit.ly/lMBaLQ
2. Memo to the roommates – “There is a raccoon in the house.”: http://i.imgur.com/gb4Wq.png
3. Does anyone have a charger? I lost mine…for the 24th time today: http://bit.ly/mNYwVz
4. Don’t embarrass me Mom!: http://i.imgur.com/loVQJ.jpg
5. Would it work on the Wet Bandits?: http://bit.ly/kmdfrk
What I’m listening to: The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel
 

1. Some of these are amusing, and some of them aren’t: http://bit.ly/lCuzw9
2. I really hesitate to post this. I’ll never win an argument again: http://bit.ly/lgxUcq
3. At what point do you wake up and think, “I’m going to attack Gene Simmons websites”? : http://bit.ly/lIihtS
4. Oh, that’s why.: http://bit.ly/mdIl18
5. Good luck getting anything done today: http://bit.ly/inXWxo
What I’m [...]

Half hilarious, half adorable. Some things never change: http://bit.ly/mLi6Ov
One of the few PG-rated texts from last night. Too soon?: http://tfl.nu/mde3
Chewy, Chewy…Where are you?.: http://bit.ly/iN2lVa
Just like the third grade calculator trick…: http://bit.ly/jjaBPV
These guys take their alcohol seriously. http://bit.ly/iLNA0G
What I’m listening to: “The General” by Dispatch

“He fancied her, but she didn’t fancy him” : http://bit.ly/lRCL6u
Fun with subtitles: http://bit.ly/lrQYJC
“Prove genetic natural selection in 300 feet” : http://bit.ly/jQdxtw
The best comedies of all time. Agree or disagree?: http://bit.ly/mNzoEM
Kobe vs. MJ…the stats: http://bit.ly/jrx1vU
What I’m listening to: “Semi-Charmed Life” by Third Eye Blind
 

1. I wanna be like Mike. Wait, I mean, Bill: http://bit.ly/eGgCWS
2. I can’t decide whether this is funny or not: http://bit.ly/dEofFk
3. There’s a prom joke in here somewhere: http://bit.ly/gHrk5g
4. Does anyone else want a panda?: http://bit.ly/esg2ty
5. This one’s an MBA favorite. Ever wonder about the boards of directors for giant companies?: theyrule.net
What I’m listening to: [...]

1. Not much different than my MBA resume: http://chzb.gr/eFGojw
2. “The tornado took my hamburger, fries and drink.”: http://bit.ly/iapE5e
3. We’re all thinking it…: http://i.imgur.com/po5ME.jpg
4. What’s funnier, the headline, or the mugshot? : http://bit.ly/gdcJDc
5. A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a [...]

1. Amazing, or too much work?: http://bit.ly/g0sg9O
2. If anyone thinks Facebook ISN’T taking over the world, think again: http://bit.ly/gbW88n
3. This guy spends too much time in hotels: http://bit.ly/gGBQhK
4. The Top 10 best basketball movies of all time? What about Space Jam!? http://bit.ly/gKLKbv
5. 33 Things you didn’t know about Toy Story: http://bzfd.it/fsi2rs
 

1. Sitting: The most dangerous thing you’ll do all day. http://bit.ly/gW3bHx
2. No time traveling? Nice work China. http://bit.ly/gJk1wZ
3. Liv Tyler would have been much happier at the end of Armageddon. http://bit.ly/hW3fet
4. Soccer is ridiculous. http://bit.ly/fNoLRa
5. Does anyone else have a dad like this? http://bit.ly/eJVdbZ
What I’m listening to: “At the Beach” by the Avett Brothers.

I’ll be on a cruise this week, so Top 5 is going to need to go on hiatus. However, I thought I’d do a special Top 5 today. “Top 5 Goals for the Cruise”
1. Survive.
2. Take lots of pictures.
3. Make sure I make everyone jealous that I’m on a cruise.
4. Make sure Pat, Mike and [...]

1. These names make way more sense: http://bit.ly/ev1zbt
2. This guy is the bomb (in more ways than one): http://bit.ly/gA151w
3. Old school: http://bit.ly/ftfyZQ
4. PULL OVER! http://bit.ly/i0f7kn
5. Your friend was a hero http://bit.ly/epunGh