2. Memo to the roommates – “There is a raccoon in the house.”: http://i.imgur.com/gb4Wq.png

3. Does anyone have a charger? I lost mine…for the 24th time today: http://bit.ly/mNYwVz

4. Don’t embarrass me Mom!: http://i.imgur.com/loVQJ.jpg

5. Would it work on the Wet Bandits?: http://bit.ly/kmdfrk

What I’m listening to: The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel

2. I really hesitate to post this. I’ll never win an argument again: http://bit.ly/lgxUcq

3. At what point do you wake up and think, “I’m going to attack Gene Simmons websites”? : http://bit.ly/lIihtS

4. Oh, that’s why.: http://bit.ly/mdIl18

5. Good luck getting anything done today: http://bit.ly/inXWxo

What I’m listening to: “A Favor House Atlantic” by Coheed and Cambria

One of the few PG-rated texts from last night. Too soon?: http://tfl.nu/mde3

Chewy, Chewy…Where are you?.: http://bit.ly/iN2lVa

Just like the third grade calculator trick…: http://bit.ly/jjaBPV

These guys take their alcohol seriously. http://bit.ly/iLNA0G

What I’m listening to: “The General” by Dispatch

Fun with subtitles: http://bit.ly/lrQYJC

“Prove genetic natural selection in 300 feet” : http://bit.ly/jQdxtw

The best comedies of all time. Agree or disagree?: http://bit.ly/mNzoEM

Kobe vs. MJ…the stats: http://bit.ly/jrx1vU

What I’m listening to: “Semi-Charmed Life” by Third Eye Blind

2. I can’t decide whether this is funny or not: http://bit.ly/dEofFk

3. There’s a prom joke in here somewhere: http://bit.ly/gHrk5g

4. Does anyone else want a panda?: http://bit.ly/esg2ty

5. This one’s an MBA favorite. Ever wonder about the boards of directors for giant companies?: theyrule.net

What I’m listening to: “Player’s Holiday” by T.W.D.Y.

2. “The tornado took my hamburger, fries and drink.”: http://bit.ly/iapE5e

3. We’re all thinking it…: http://i.imgur.com/po5ME.jpg

4. What’s funnier, the headline, or the mugshot? : http://bit.ly/gdcJDc

5. A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke or worried to death by a frown on the right person’s brow. -Charles Brower

What I’m listening to “You Can Call Me Al” by Paul Simon

2. If anyone thinks Facebook ISN’T taking over the world, think again: http://bit.ly/gbW88n

3. This guy spends too much time in hotels: http://bit.ly/gGBQhK

4. The Top 10 best basketball movies of all time? What about Space Jam!? http://bit.ly/gKLKbv

5. 33 Things you didn’t know about Toy Story: http://bzfd.it/fsi2rs

2. No time traveling? Nice work China. http://bit.ly/gJk1wZ

3. Liv Tyler would have been much happier at the end of Armageddon. http://bit.ly/hW3fet

4. Soccer is ridiculous. http://bit.ly/fNoLRa

5. Does anyone else have a dad like this? http://bit.ly/eJVdbZ

What I’m listening to: “At the Beach” by the Avett Brothers.

1. Survive.

2. Take lots of pictures.

3. Make sure I make everyone jealous that I’m on a cruise.

4. Make sure Pat, Mike and Kevin survive.

5. Speak some Spanish.

What I’m listening to: “Come Sail Away“ by Styx

2. This guy is the bomb (in more ways than one): http://bit.ly/gA151w

3. Old school: http://bit.ly/ftfyZQ

4. PULL OVER! http://bit.ly/i0f7kn

5. Your friend was a hero http://bit.ly/epunGh