2. Finally, a game to help you figure out who your real friends are: http://bit.ly/mizPnK

3. That is nothing to laugh at: http://bit.ly/mpr6CA

4. Beer, it’s not just for breakfast any more: http://bit.ly/koPEvQ

5. Ummm?: http://bit.ly/lEDuw6

What I’m listening to: Matinee by Franz Ferdinand

2. That monkey is an a-hole: http://bit.ly/kFvBfL

3. How to make an awesome music video with $5k: http://bit.ly/iNWOeT

4. Try the something, it’s delicious today: http://bit.ly/lrKeyd

5. These aren’t the yo momma jokes I remember: http://bit.ly/lfBXnL

What I’m listening to: Float On by Modest Mouse

2. Guy runs a marathon without training at all, and Tweets the whole ordeal: http://bit.ly/klxUGi

3. Gee, thanks for the help, pal! http://bit.ly/m2pBU8

4. World’s craziest sport? Yep, it’s Japanese. Stick with it until at least 1:45. Trust me. http://bit.ly/lSQWC2

5. Turns out they were just Canadian! http://bit.ly/jvNnlG

What I’m listening to: No Rain by Blind Melon

2. Memo to the roommates – “There is a raccoon in the house.”: http://i.imgur.com/gb4Wq.png

3. Does anyone have a charger? I lost mine…for the 24th time today: http://bit.ly/mNYwVz

4. Don’t embarrass me Mom!: http://i.imgur.com/loVQJ.jpg

5. Would it work on the Wet Bandits?: http://bit.ly/kmdfrk

What I’m listening to: The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel

2. Still better than being called on by the professor: http://bit.ly/mM86QJ

3. Well, that got out of control. http://huff.to/k3t2yh

4. Don’t cheat on your wife. http://bit.ly/k3UICI

5. Boy, those hoodlums sure are getting tricky: http://bit.ly/ji0DIv

What I’m listening to: All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers

2. No… it can’t be! http://bit.ly/mwRWGv

3. How to fix world hunger: http://bit.ly/jExEO4

4. Now you know 25 things you didn’t know before: http://bit.ly/kvSW4U

5. BREAKING NEWS: http://bit.ly/mRPXlZ

What I’m listening to: Datura by Or, The Whale

2. It’s marketing genius: http://bit.ly/mgiD6I

3. Yep, you deserve that. http://bit.ly/kXFB8z

4. Man, I wish I could draw. http://bit.ly/kI2ZJm

5. Ghandi’s 7 Blunders of the World: http://bit.ly/j5nX3v

What I’m listening to: Nothing Like You by Frightened Rabbit

2. All these songs have a second verse? Who knew?: http://bit.ly/mz385e

3. Remember writing papers in college? http://bit.ly/iu8abm

4. I do not remember that  part of the film… http://bit.ly/j0xUMa

5. Extra points if you figure out why this is funny. http://imgur.com/hkIJb

What I’m listening to: Roll On Arte by The Felice Brothers

2. This guy is my idol. Seriously. http://bit.ly/jhhH6x

3. This guy is a connector. http://bit.ly/l4nkYt

4. Now that I think about it, this is a perfectly valid question. http://bit.ly/lyyHWe

5. Some how-to’s are more valuable than others. http://bit.ly/jGIyqa

What I’m listening to: C’mon c’mon by The Von Bondies

2. Obama’s grammar czar: http://bit.ly/jWaJ9t

3. I thought Indian food was usually cheap? http://bit.ly/mcF3mo

4. That’s being a bit literal, isn’t it? http://bit.ly/j2YLQu

5. 40 things that will make you feel old (compliments of Andrea Flatley): http://bit.ly/lwATiz

What I’m listening to: Perpetuum Mobile by Penguin Cafe Orchestra